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METAPHYSICAL CHAT

with J. Shuster and R. F. Hall

Today's Topic: Sharp Things, Consumer Wares, and the Relationship of Notes in Chords (spc. Triads)

Good-day, we'd like to take the time to tell you about sharp things. All of us own sharp things. Like guillotine blades. However, none of us has the sharpest thing. The sharpest thing in the Universe is Infinity. It is very sharp. Infinity (despite rumours to the contrary) is linear (i.e. it is a line). So, as it stands we have described Infinity as a very long, sharp, infinite line. More specifically, Infinity is the line between Good & Evil. It divides, subdivides, redivides, and dedivides Good & Evil; thus, Infinity separates the two from each other, and defines what Good and Evil are respectively. But wait, you say, how can a line divide Good & Evil? You say: Only an Infinite Plane can. Let us answer your inept reasoning: Infinity is a very sharp line that slices through the plane of Good & Evil (fig. 1). If Infinity was an infinite plane, then the figure would look stupid (fig. 2); Besides, infinite planes don't have edges.

Hope you enjoyed our little chat, talk to you later.

Fig. 1

Fig. 2

[IMAGE: Infinity as a line.]

[IMAGE: Infinity as a plane.]

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