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w/ J. Shuster & R. Hall (Hey-ho!)

TODAY'S TOPIC: 1/4 OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS.

Welcome back to our program. Yes, it is good to see your bright beaming faces again. Today (and tomorrow, and any subsequent days until We are recycled) our topic will be: why & how 1/4 of the known Universe is always eating Breakfast. Precisely, so let us begin with a bit of a background to the subject.

Very little is known about the workings of the Earth. Especially the weather! Thanks; to continue--much less is known about the rest of the known universe. So, in totum, the relatively small amount of information we have on the whole of the universe is, for all intents and purposes, knowledge of the Earth. To continue (in a more direct sort of way, with less parentheses), the known Universe is basically Earth [U_k=E_k].

Now, with the first part of the subject dealt with oh-so-effectively, we shall delve into the more profound aspects of the second part. And, I might add...in fact, I will add, that we shall do it with unparalleled depth and precision, don't you agree? Of course I agree; and you (the reader) agree too, or you wouldn't still be reading. Unless, of course, the reader is completely bored with life. But that is another chat, for another time.

So let's recap [U_k=E_k]. Breakfast time is from 5 a.m.-11 a.m. A total of 6 hours. The Earth is divided time wise into twenty-four hours. And, as you may or may not know, 6 is one quarter of 24. Now comes the exciting part. The Conclusion? Right on, it is in fact time to conclude. So, at any given time, one quarter of the Earth is between the hours of 5 & 11 a.m. Thus, one quarter of the Earth is always in breakfast time [note: all meals eaten in breakfast time are Breakfast for two reasons: 1. The names of meals are temporal references. 2. It is impossible to say that only certain meals are "breakfast meals," due to the cultural and agricultural differences in food preparation on Earth]. So, 1/4 of the Earth (by area, not by population) is always eating Breakfast. The Earth is basically the known Universe [E_k=U_k]. So, 1/4 of the known Universe is always eating Breakfast. Yea!

Stay unblind for the mega-super Metaphysical Chat furthering the subject of Infinity (the line).

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